CONFESSIONS #4 through 6

Hello. This is Nigel Hollingsworth, once again. I am here to confess my many, many sins.

Sin #4: Once agin, I lied about masturbating in my sister's undergarments.

Sin #5: I gave myself the middle name "Penisbrain" because I'm a little gay.

Sin #6: I stole money out of my Aunt Francine's purse to buy a copy of Playgirl.