CONFESSIONS #8 and #9
I, Nigel Penisbrain Hollingsworth, being of sound mind and body, have two more startling confessions to make:
Sin #8: I broke the lock on my dear sister's dresser-drawers for the sole purpose of releasing a stinging, soggy wad of sperm into her under-garments.
Sin #9: The reason the cat is dying is because I abuse it anally.
For these and all sins past, present, and future, I duly apologize.
Sin #8: I broke the lock on my dear sister's dresser-drawers for the sole purpose of releasing a stinging, soggy wad of sperm into her under-garments.
Sin #9: The reason the cat is dying is because I abuse it anally.
For these and all sins past, present, and future, I duly apologize.
posted by wilhelmina | 8:36 AM
2 Comments:
This is rather sick and distrubing, and I highly doubt any of it's true... but I just can't stop checking back. Weird. You sure do know how to grab people's attention.
no need to confess for....uh hummm...touching yourself, everyone does it!
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