Confession #10

I, Nigel Penisbrain Hollingsworth, who does love to suck on Aunt Francine's bitter tasting toes, and being of sound mind and body, have another sin to confess:

Sin #10 I purchased a large bottle of penis enlargement pills and, in a fit of pique, and a desire for my penis to grow to at least a 1/2 inch, I swallowed the entire bottle at once. Thus, I overdosed on penis enlargement pills and had to have my stomach pumped.

addendum: My penis did not grow, but my stomach is now twice the size it was.